EPISODE 5: Kid Free Weddings – Yay or Nay?

Our most controversial topic to date – should you have kids at your wedding, or should weddings be kid-free? Joe and I lay out our points for both cases, and end up with a *major* plot twist and surprise guests at the end. Intrigued? Listen in for all the details.

First and foremost, I LOVE KIDS. Whether or not they should be at a wedding is a different story. In this episode, Joe gets deep about kids’ meals, while I recount a very specific story about a bridesmaid-baby disaster. Brides, grooms, family and friends or anyone with a kid – you don’t want to miss this episode!

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Kids or No Kids

  • Kids can stress people out. Crying babies, flower girls who don’t make it down the aisle… kids are unpredictable!
  • Kids are great for those fun, impromptu moments. Dancing solo on the dance floor, swiping frosting from the cake – adorable! 
  • It changes the vibe. Parents need to watch their kids and can’t fully enjoy themselves. OR parents don’t watch their kids and it becomes a safety issue.
  • Kids allow weddings to get creative and build fun, family-friendly experiences.
  • If you want kids at your wedding, plan ahead and keep them entertained!
  • Don't want kids at your wedding? Again, plan ahead! Make it clear, and let your guests know in advance. 

Links and Miscellaneous Thoughts from this Episode:

  • Intro: We debate a Reddit AITA thread about bringing a baby to a child-free wedding.
  • Was Joe on Hot or Not? We’ll never know.
  • Tessa POV: Even though my vote is for kid free weddings, I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
  • Joe POV: I love the unpredictable. “I’m the photographer – whatever happens, happens!”
  • Type A vs Type B personalities. Which one are you?
  • FACT CHECKED: I Googled wedding cake explosions and couldn’t find an example of a wedding cake exploding. WHEW!
  • FUN FACT: A baby’s cry can be 130 db (within a foot of the baby), while a helicopter’s noise level at 500 ft away is about 87 db.
  • Even at destination weddings, there are resources to help your attendees find childcare.
  • PLOT TWIST: We ask each other a very important question that changes EVERYTHING.
  • Special guests: Our special guests give the final answer on whether kids should attend

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